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Friday, December 10, 2010

Faint and light headed.

Had a nightmare last night.

In my dreams, I was doing a community project, painting walls in this park in Jurong West where the Evil Grandmother used to live. I got hungry and went to a stall nearby to buy Fried Noodles. The stall holder warned me of the possiblity of eating cummy noodles, but I did not heed her advice.

But after I had made payment, I was presented with a plate of Fried Noodles with 3 cum filled condoms. I rejected the food but I was forced to eat it. In my dreams, I puked and ran away. The Evil Grandmother then appeared in front of me, with a black mask, ala Darth Vader, with her wrinkled hands jabbing me, asking for money.

In my dreams, I tried to run, but I couldn't hide from her. She appeared everywhere, breathing down my neck, with that darned plate of Fried Noodles.

I woke up, ran to the loo and puked my bloody guts out.

I'm still so lightheaded. WTF.

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