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Showing posts with label Nonsense. Show all posts

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Girl just wanan have fun!

Week in short, again.
  • Side effects of H1N1 vaccination didn't wear off until Thursday. Dragged self to work every single day. It was agony. But at least I got to clear off all my damn work, even after urgent samples were sent in due to some oil spill somewhere in some shores of Singapore.
  • Met up with Sean after 5 years. He got skinnier, smokes way more, and drinks everyday. I think he needs to go for rehab. Friggin' Alcoholic & a Chimney.
Met him at Platinum Lounge on Thursday, drank till 3am, catching up. Friday was dinner at Dian Xiao Er and drinks at Brewerks after work. Paid for the drinks, cuz Dian Xiao Er just hates DBS cards. Couldn't swipe it so Sean had to deal with the bills. LOL. They have ond of the best roasted ducks! We drank till 3am or so before heading home. HEHE!

Saturday was socially packed! Woke up at around 8am in the morning and got ready to meet Seok Hwa, Pat and L at Vivocity for a bit of shopping before our company lunch at Swissotel Merchant Court's Ellenborough Cafe. The food was not bad, mostly local delights and a tiny selection of Peranakan cuisine to choose from.

Headed to The Central for a little more shopping after the lunch with Seok and Pat, and bought 2 pairs of glasses for $250 including lenses and nose pad modifications because one of the frame was acrylic with no nose pads. Ugh. Friggin' Asian nose of mine has no BRIDGE.

Anyway, Seok, Pat and I went down to the basement to Sticky's and got to catch those yummy candy makers in action! Hehe. It was interesting to watch them make candy out of preservatives, colorings and malt.

After that was down to Downtown East to disturb Cass and Vivian at Sheer Romance, before going home to meet the Tormentors for dinner at Ikea where they screamed at me over a single phone call. BECAUSE THE CALLER WAS MALE; THEY FREAKED OUT.

WTFF.

Anyway, dinner was shit. Went home, showered and went out with Sean for a spin in his newly zhnged Honda Stream instead. Went to Jalan Kayu for tea, and then headed down to meet WQ to give him his Birthday Present! Bought him this Zara shirt. OMFGBBQ that shirt was so damn nice I had to buy it!

I'm not too sure if it will fit but I really hope it does cuz the shirt IS REALLY DAMN NICE!

>_<

Sean and WQ got too carried away with cars and so we wound up at the 24 hour coffee shop oppsite 7/11 and drank Heineken till 5am. LOL.

In between, J bugged the shit out of me with his regular crap and it just fuelled me on and drank more than planned. LOL.

Oh, and on Friday, the lab celebrated Jackie's 20th birthday! =D

I'm heading off to The Helping Hand to visit Harry and maybe Dennis. =)

Sunday, August 31, 2008

TAGGED!

a) Answer the questions below, do a Google Image Search with your answer, take a picture from the first page of results, do it with minimal words of explanation.


b) Tag 5 people to do the same once you have finished answering every question.


Anyone who reads this shall TAG!

The first thing you will buy if you get $1000 000.


The one thing you'd like to do before you die.



A Fear That You Have.




A Bad Habit You Have.

Laziness! Your Dream Job.



To be a writer.


OR A PRINCESS!

(Because I couldn't get any decent pictures when I entered Tai Tai.)












Sales Assistant.










Quinsy.









The Town in which you Live in.

Pasir Ris New Town



First name of your significant other/crush.


Need I say more?





Your Favourite TV Show.

Dr. House.





Your Favourite Song.

Your Favourite Actor/Actress.


Your Favourite Piece of Clothing.
Dresses, gowns and skirts...I think.


They didn't ask which about Favourite Footwear though.




I think I shall add on.




Your Favourite Pair of Shoes.









Your Favourite Color.













Though I love all kinds of food.




Your favourite place. A place you'd like to travel.


The age you will be on your NEXT birthday.



Thursday, August 21, 2008

die ah, die ah~!

*Perfectly sane Quinsy is temporarily away on leave while her uncouth persona takes over.*



MUST...

GET...........




D...eeply


I....ngenerated


P........sychological

L..ow

O.n

M.e

Argh~!


*kamikaze*


T_T

I lealli lealli hate mugging, chew noe?

Makes a perfectly (mostly) sane person rike me go INSANE and insomniac.

Siao liao lah!

Literally lor.

Kun beh lo, jiak beh lo.

I si mian so bad until my face all pimpur liao liao, nort chio liao lor! No amt of facial mask or mud mask make the pimpur go away liao lah!

Today I went makan with Joostun, and he thought I was dieting ok!

Usually, we eat alot. Like, 2 person eating only, end up order 4 dishes, and we always finish everything lor!

But todae, and for the past few daes, I barely ate anything!

KNN, this can nort go on!

If not I will lose my boobs.

TSK.

Buay tahan.

Gambatte!

I muz jiayou and get my liploma!

And then after my last paper, HEHE! I shall go jiak Happy Meal at Macs! And then go lim Chivas and go clubbing at Dbl O until sunshine!

Heehee, I heard there the drinks damn cheep and gort alort of ARMY GUYS LOR!

law nuah can?!


But I shall hide it frm Joostun and go chiong with Clarence! And maybe Maybeline...

yea~!

P.S: That pig just called me in his sleep lor! I hello hello sooo many times then i lealized tat he was aslp! But hear him snore kinda cute lah. haha.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Ode 2 my git ling kia. (Ode to my Indian boy).


You ah rike my Orh Bee Chok,
my Pulu Hitam.

Brack, lich and stickie.
(Black, rich & sticky).


I am rike your Yawmond pace,
(I am like your Almond Paste)

White, flaglant (fragrant) and pure.
Sumtimes quite in-di-bi-dua-lish tic,
Udder times Com pre men tah ly,
Rike Coconut milk.


We ah de pwerfect match,

becaw we make it rike Yin & Yang.
=Guess how bored am I.=

Edit: 7 Aug. Added more to it.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

LOL. YOU CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE DID!

THE QUEEN BITCH TOOK MY MODEM TO BED! ROFL.

Anyway, today was pretty fine, mugging with Feonna, Tahira and Angel in the school library till the evenings before having McDonald's with Justin.

LOL.

SHE TOOK THE MODEM TO BED.

*gaffaws*

Thursday, July 31, 2008

TEMPTATION~

Alas, temptation lurks everywhere, and I'm lured online again.

The failing of my will power to stay offline has exposed me to more than just Online Mahjong, but the surprise of a certain someone coming online to announce his presence back in SG.

>_<

*Tears hair out*

I'm tempted by his body, by the tan, the muscles, the abs, the biceps. If you ever know how lust feels, he certainly made the blood coursing through me singe my veins.

That said, it's only skin deep.

And I believe I have more self control than that... because the boyfriend once looked hotter than him, and what I'm truly lusting for, is that idiot in camp.

But then again, I know what I want is not possible.

Because someone is just too ***** for ***.

Damn it.

*Add on: More guys added me online, while I was WahJong-ing, and another 24 year old added me on MSN, and a chat has once again brought me to the conclusion that I do not like guys who 'WOW' all the time, too MANY times in a single chat conversation.*

It makes me wonder if I am really THAT amusing.

-Jumbled personal thoughts-

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Prove that POO can be very boring.

Lessons in the computer lab must've been really boring.





Look what some random guy did to the keyboard in the lab!



THE KEYS ARE ALL IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!

LOL.

I feel so clever... and bo liao.



Just when I'm supposed to be staying off the internet and mugging for the exam next week, I was once again drawn to my laptop which seemed to keep whispering and enticing me to switch it on and get CONNECTED.




I succumbed to temptation and did the silliest things I've done in ages...




I went online and applied to be a Calefare (TV extra) at MediaCorp's website. Plainly because I had nothing better to do.




I mailed it in, with a one liner...








=.=!!
Anyway, you may throw rotten eggs and tomatoes at it.


LOL.





ROFL. I don't expect myself to get in, so it's perfectly alright.

LOL. If I were to even get in, those who really want it would be cursing and swearing at me cuz I'm neither fame hungry, nor fanatical about local celebrities. LOL.

It's all in the name of boredom. XD

BOYFRIEND AWAY ALERT!

BOYFRIEND IS IN RESERVIST!!

I'm staying at home, reading blogs after blogs, because I'm such a fucking gossip monger.

Dawn Yang this, Dawn Yang that, XiaXue this, XiaXue that. LOL.
And then she sue her for this, she sue her for that, she accuse her of this, blame her for that.
Speculations, perceptions, etc, etc.


LOL.

Gossip reading is the best way to past time, IMO.

I personally read both blogs, along with kennysia.com to pass my time (though I'm supposed to be mugging away.), and reading those bitchy banters and rants entertains me.

WAY better than watching TV sometimes!

But then kennysia.com is much more 'funnier'. AND! It's more personal, I think.

*jumbled thoughts*







Anyway, J's away on reservist, and I can't wait to see him in his uniform. *drools* But I was too tired today to meet him.

I slept at 4:30am. =X
(Don't tell him, okay?)
And had to wake up at 11am. And as much as I would've liked to skip tutorials, The Tormentors were at home, and had 'kindly offered to drive me to school', just to make sure that I lug my ass to school. Damn.

Can't a girl get her beauty sleep without interruption anymore?! Geez, man.

Anyway, I arrived at the computer lab just as POO tutorial ended. LOL. But I managed to copy the notes on the board, (deciding along the way this particular topic will be THE topic to be skipped during exams), completed my POO lab report, and also decided to bum in Feonna's Petrolchem tutorial because it was too damn early to return home.

=.=!

Feonna and I were supposed to look for Allen Liew to ask about attachment matters but he wasn't around at 2pm. (which was the time he told us to go look for him!).

So I dragged my ass home with intentions to sleep.

Alas, slumber was not fated, for The F.F was home, and needed company to get his external hard-drive repaired ateSys at 1Changi North St 1.

What's with the fixation with being Number one??

The whole building was almost empty, they were so cost saving that they didn't have a receptionist, a proper service counter, customer service, lift, nor air conditioning!!

The building was much like an empty shell.

We had to run around the building to locate a soul to tell us where we could go to get the hard drive repaired, and it took that indian fella almost 2 hours to replace a faulty casing. WTF.

The F.F was very much worried, of course, for his hard drive contained very sensitive government information.

=.=!

So much for doing back ups.

I could only claim slumber at 8pm, where I was so tired out, I skipped dinner, only to wake up at 11pm with a growling stomach. Ugh.





So down I went with The F.F to the 24 hour coffee shop for Teochew fish porridge (the one with many branches all over. They are so franchised, to the point of actually using a weighing scale to weight the amount of fish they put into the porridge!) and teh peng (iced milk tea). LOL.





Yummilicious.





P.S: I've been eating AUTHENTIC KOLO MEE for 2 meals straight! AND WHEN I SAY AUTHENTIC, IT'S LITERALLY FLOWN IN FROM KUCHING~! *Bliss* Uncle Nelson and Aunty Sindy went to Kuching to visit our relatives in Kuching, Sarawak, and they bought 35 packets of Kolo Mee for the rest of us stuck in Singapore~!





I LOVE KOLO MEE~!

Friday, July 25, 2008

This was better than an orgasm,


Until I realised that an Orgasm could come in multiples while a pure suit in multiples was very much obscure.

=.=!

Monday, July 21, 2008

Behs~!

Reuters -

LONDON (Reuters) - A Briton has been arrested on suspicion of carrying out a series of sex attacks on sheep, London police said on Friday.
The 27-year-old man was held at his home in Dulwich, south London, on suspicion of bestiality with sheep. He was also wanted in connection of the possession of
drugs with intent to supply.
Detectives said the arrest followed allegations made to them in May and June.
"Two male joggers said they had observed a man molesting the sheep in a field at Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst," police said in a statement.
"A similar incident was reported to police by a stables employee in the area."
Media reports said the man had been barred from visiting farmland while officers carried out their investigation.
(Reporting by Michael Holden)

I think he must've poked and busted all holes possible for his penis to resort to sheep beastiality. Or maybe he just thinks the bleating of the sheep sounds much more exotic to his ears than that of a human male/female.

Then again, he might've been so high on drugs that he thought that white, fluffy figure is his wife in towels.

I think I can write musicals liao! LOL.

Music according to Can't Fight the Moonlight.

Thief:
I’ll Steal the neighbour’s cash
To clear my gambling debt

Both:
When no one’s gonna be around

Police:
But he tripped and fell
And triggered burgler alarmsas the sun went down

Both:
Underneath the starlight - starlight
There's a magical feeling - so right

Thief:
I’ll steal from you tonight

Police:
You can try to resist
Try to resist fate's twist
But you know
But you know that you can't fight my bullets
Deep in the darkYou try to hide under trucks
But you know
But you know that you’re too fat for cover

Noooo... you can't hide it
I’ll send you right behind bars~!

Judge:
There's no escape from law
Once a good police
Smells the lies you’ve memorized by heart..
No matter what you think
It won't be too long
Till you’re behind bars

Underneath the brave face put up
You’re just cursing yourself.
Feel him cuff your arms tonight

Thief:
I had tried to resist
Try to run from police
Now I know
Now I know that I can’t fight the police

Lawyer:
Low on his luck
He borrowed from loan sharks
But as you’ll know
And he’ll know that loans do come with interest

Thief:
Ooooh, I should’ve known~
But no money what can i do?!

Police:
Don't try then
You're never gonna win

Thief:
At the gambling den’s poker table that night
There's a magical feeling - so right
It made my heart sing with delight
I just can’t seem to resist
The feel of cards and the risks
Though it’s wrong
And I’m broke- but there’s always a chance to win
Down on my luck
I surrendered my cards
And I thought
And I though that I-might win the next two rounds

Oooo, but I was wrong!
I just can’t seem to resist
The feel of cards and the risks
Though it’s wrong
And I’m broke- but there’s always a chance to win
Down on my luck
I surrendered my deck of cards
And I thought
And I though that I-might win the next two rounds

Oooo, but I was wrong!

I AM that BORED.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Should I blog about shopping?

What I bought at the John Little sale!
  1. 2 Giovan Kevin Ladies' Boxer Shorts. ($6.90 each)
  2. Pierre Cardin Lingerie set. ( $12 per set)
  3. Charles & Keith Boots. ($29.90)

What I did today, after school.

  1. Met up with Jabie for a movie at Kallang Leisure Park, caught Wanted. The movie was fucking nice and funny, and it reminded me of Justin. I think I shall watch it with him again, because it's so damn cool.
  2. Pasta Mania for lunch.
  3. Yogurt for treats.
  4. Kallang Leisure Park felt like shopping in Malaysia, except it wasn't cheap, and the place was fucking far without a car. The mall bored me, and I got so bored and tired, I got snappy.
  5. Which ended both our nights abruptly. Cabbed home.

Monday, June 30, 2008

My questions on AskCleo.com was answered.... a month later.



They posted it up this week, but I've already had my Braun Buffel for more than a month already!