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Showing posts with label English. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English. Show all posts

Thursday, January 20, 2011

You're roaming around online, randomly viewing pictures and gaming. You spot someone who has a friend you're mutual friends with on Facebook. Curious, you click into that person's profile.

"Hmm, not bad looking! Nice hair, nice face, hot figure..."

That someone is Single, and lives pretty near you. You take a chance, and click on "Send Friend Request".

You send that someone a Private Message, and start a chat.

Surprisingly, you receive a reply within minutes. Your attention is diverted from your Facebook game.

A few more exchanges and you realise that the person is pretty interesting. Much more interesting than your current partner, whom you've grown accustomed to, with less new things to keep you interested as the relationship wears on.

The Windows Live Messenger from the corner of your screen pops up. Your partner is online.
The pop up fades away. You didn't click on the pop up to say 'HI' as you normally would.

You continue your Facebook exchanges and asks for that person's Instant Messaging E-mail.

The Private Messages becomes nightly chats on MSN Messenger. You stop saying 'HI' to your partner.

The relationship is changing. Slowly, but definitely...

Friday, September 19, 2008

I'M IN LOVE WITH VAMPIRE NOVELS!

I RENTED A BOOK BY STEPHENIE MEYER ON A WHIM SOME WEEKS AGO WHILE ACCOMPANYING JUSTIN FOR AN INTERVIEW, RIGHT, AND THE NOVEL TURNED OUT TO BE FUCKING NICE!

So I returned the book after I finished it, because I thought I would have no space at home to keep another book and collect more dust.

But I went on to rent the second book anyway, since train rides to work is boring; but what do you know- I was already in love with the saga unknowingly.

>_<

AND THE BEST PART IS THAT TWILIGHT HAS BEEN MADE INTO A MOVIE AND WILL BE RELEASED ON 21 NOVEMBER 2008 IN THE U.S.A!

I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO COME TO SINGAPORE!



>_<

EDWARD IS SO FUCKING HOT!!!!





*gush*





*Gush*





*GUSH*





Anyway, I was so excited and in love with the book, I've already re-purchased Twilight, talked the book-keeper of San Bookshop into exchanging the tatty copy of New Moon I'd rented into a newer one, and purchased Breaking Dawn, with a reservation for Eclipse ready for collection tomorrow!



XD



I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY AND EXCITED! AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO MY SMELLLY CHINDIAN JUSTIN LOVE WHO MADE ALL THE CALLS FOR ME WHILE I WAS TOO BUSY AT WORK SURFING YOUTUBE/GUSHING OVER TWILIGHT MOVIE TRAILERS, DOING MARKET RESEARCH ON GOTH/LOLITA/PUNK TRENDS.


P.S: Justin has no idea how much his sarcasm hurts me everytime, making me feel bullied and somehow stir a certain dislike towards him.

It's snowballing gradually, little by little.

I wonder how long more I can stand him.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

The difference between "Not Sure" and "Don't Know".

Because a certain J is bent on challenging me with English terms and little stupid things which stemmed from the dress code of a certain army mate's Father's funeral, I have no choice but to do this.


So pray tell, and correct me if I'm wrong, of the meaning between "Don't Know" and "Not Sure".

From my understanding, "Not sure" would mean an uncertainty in something; a vague idea, while "Don't know" would mean having completely no idea; being not in the knowledge of a certain thing at all.

Like, "I'm not sure if this is the right path to go, but I do remember we were supposed to turn right." and "I don't know which path to go! Left, or right?!"

Correct?

*Continues on with arguement over stupid things with J*

Monday, July 21, 2008

Behs~!

Reuters -

LONDON (Reuters) - A Briton has been arrested on suspicion of carrying out a series of sex attacks on sheep, London police said on Friday.
The 27-year-old man was held at his home in Dulwich, south London, on suspicion of bestiality with sheep. He was also wanted in connection of the possession of
drugs with intent to supply.
Detectives said the arrest followed allegations made to them in May and June.
"Two male joggers said they had observed a man molesting the sheep in a field at Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst," police said in a statement.
"A similar incident was reported to police by a stables employee in the area."
Media reports said the man had been barred from visiting farmland while officers carried out their investigation.
(Reporting by Michael Holden)

I think he must've poked and busted all holes possible for his penis to resort to sheep beastiality. Or maybe he just thinks the bleating of the sheep sounds much more exotic to his ears than that of a human male/female.

Then again, he might've been so high on drugs that he thought that white, fluffy figure is his wife in towels.