If everything the Sapphire does that is not of your liking is all due to my influence, then I would like to THANK YOU for your flattery of my influence.

Unfortunately, I would like to humbly correct your judgement, BECAUSE I'M NOT AS INFLUENTIAL AS YOU THINK.

Hell, what she wears out is none of my fucking business, and if blaming me makes her seem ever flawless, then fuck you.

She isn't as innocent and pure as you would like to think.

People GROW UP and MATURE. They don't stick by your fucking side FOREVER and wear what you buy for them!

If she likes shirts with SHITLOADS OF HOLES IN THEM, so be it! And under NO CONDITION is it under my INFLUENCE, because I DO NOT wear clothes with KNITTED or CUT OUT HOLES in them!

ARGH!

And if acting like a total animal, by taking a dump in my toilet and refusing to flush while dribbling all over the seat makes you happy, then I'm glad I've never stopped calling you a BITCH.

Seriously, are you an ANIMAL?

Doing that doesn't show disregard towards me, but degrades you!

I can't believe how senile you can get over the years. =/

*shakes head*