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Monday, December 29, 2008

*EXPLETIVES*

So the fucking fat maid has been stealing my books to read without permission and skiving from the housework.

I caught her with my Twilight series for the 5th time, and told her to "Please respect my belongings", yet she claimed that she wasn't respected.

HAH.

Perhaps it's time she gets a taste of me being TOTALLY disrespectful.

She hasn't been washing the toilets at all, and this morning while bathing, a MOTHERFUCKING BIG LIZARD DROPPED FROM THE TOILET CEILING AND ONTO THE FLOOR. AND IT FUCKING RAN TOWARDS ME. WTF.

I WAS SO DISGUSTED, I SHRIEKED AND RAN OUT OF THE TOILET NAKED!

KNN.

If she did her fucking housework, then perhaps she would earn more respect.

Geez.

I almost banged a China man while driving today during driving lessons. That fucker sped out from the corner street while I was making a U-turn and tried to cut into my lane. WTFKNNCCB.

Good thing I reacted quickly and E-braked, honking at him. The instructor was so pissed that he screamed and cursed at him while I drove beside that motherfucker who was trying to speed away in his stupid filmsy bicycle.

Anyway, even if I were to crush him with the car, I won't be the one at fault since it was my right of way.

And there would be ONE LESS STUPID CHINA MAN ON THE ROAD!!

This is Singapore, not China, where road traffic rules are made up along the way, and bicycles are the kings of the roads.

Getting him crushed by the car would just stain the car and dirty the roads with his stupid blood.

Pfft.

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