Dad cooks porridge and steams some dim sum an hour and a half ago. Leaves it on the table for an hour with the QB sitting at the table. No one touches the food. It gets cold. He starts screaming for people to eat the food.
NO ONE EATS THE HAR GAO.
I go for a shower, comes out of the bathroom and I start chomping at the Har Gao & help finish the rest of the food no one seems to take interest in.
Half way through, the Queen Bitch decides to engage me for battle.
She claims I'm eating all the food alone and not sharing.
HELLO, the food was in front of you for an hour and a half, you were not even eating the food.
SUDDENLY WHEN I'M EATING WHAT YOU ALL DON'T LIKE THE FOOD BECOMES THE BEST DELICACY ON EARTH?!
She even snatches the fork out of my hand and stops me from eating.
I stop eating, go into my room. She starts hurling insults about my grandmother, my dead grandpa and the human anatomy.
NO ONE EATS THE FOOD.
Get me out of here.
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