Furla bag. Why you so expensive? :(

You're just plastic and glittery. Hell, you're not even Leather. You fucking came out of a damn mold in a factory and required no craftsmanship from an old leather craftsman in Italy or Paris. For all I know, you were made in China and shipped to Italy just for packing and reexportation to SG.

ARGH!!!!!!

If only you were cheaper. Or your manufacturer in China decides to make a AAA quality pirate piece.

Then I'll get to hold you in my arms...

*sigh*