At this rate, parents I'll never get married.

Mothers hate me. Fathers think I'm too aloof.

I'm just phobic of parents. Especially since mine are such Tormentors, I can only expect others' to be the same.

I've yet to be wrong, since parents never took a liking to me...

Why can't I just elope?! Or just live in with my boyfriend without parents?!

Urgh...