JUSTIN FINALLY BOUGHT ME THE BRAUN BUFFEL 1887!!

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WENT FOR MEDICAL CHECK UP AND SIGNING OF EMPLOYMENT LETTER ON FRIDAY, AND IT TOOK THE HR GUY 2 HOURS + TO BRIEF THROUGH ALL THE LITTLE PARTS OF THE CONTRACT.

WTF.

THE MEDICAL CHECK UP AT TANJONG PAGAR COMPLEX'S ONE STOP MEDICAL WAS DISGUSTING. THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A PROPER CLINIC TOILET TO PEE IN FOR THE URINE TEST. I HAD TO GO TO THE PUBLIC LOO WHICH WAS SO DIRTY I COULDN'T BREATHE.

*SHUDDERS*

THE X RAY MACHINE WAS DIRTY, AND LIZARD SHIT WAS STUCK IN CREVICES AND WALLS.

THE BED USED FOR BODY INSPECTION HAD WAS DIRTY AS WELL, AND BROWN, FOREIGN SUBSTANCES WERE STAINED ON IT.

*SHUDDERS*

THE OLD MAN WHO DID THE BLOOD TESTING DIDN'T SEEM PROFESSIONAL FOR HE WORE A TORN PLASTIC KITCHEN APRON WITH MONKEY PATTERNS ON IT, AND FAILED TO DRAW BLOOD ACCURATELY THE FIRST TIME.

HE DREW OUT AIR INSTEAD. I SAW MY POOR VEIN TURN WHITE. HE TRIED TO DRAW BLOOD FROM THE BACK OF MY HANDS BUT I REFUSED AND TOLD HIM TO DRAW FROM MY LEFT ARM INSTEAD.

THAT OLD FART STABBED INTO MY VEINS WHILE I PRAYED FOR BLOOD. LOL.
HE DREW A SYRINGE OF BLOOD. WHEN HE WITHDREW THE NEEDLE, BLOOD SQUIRTED. OMG.

I LITERALLY SAW STARS.

FELT FAINT. BUT WAS STABLE ENOUGH TO STUMBLE OUT OF THE CLINIC.

I FELT SO DIRTY AFTER THE EXPERIENCE THAT WHEN I GOT TO GO HOME AFTER FINISHING Y HALF DAY'S WORK, I SCRUBBED MYSELF DOWN.

URGH!!!

I FEEL DIRTIED AT THE THOUGHT OF THE EXPERIENCE. EEEKS.

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