And suddenly, everyone's so fucking afraid of the deadly flu that these TWO days, our department has received dozens of calls for TAMIFLU and N95 Masks.
Unfortunately, WE DON'T DISTRIBUTE THEM!
HAHAHAA~!
The competitor, ZooLick, apparently, doesn't distrubute them either. LOL.
And so we've been pushing those kiasu (afraid of losing, in another term, competitive) and kiasi (afraid of dying, in a nicer term, self preserving) customers back and forth much like a very hiong (exciting) game of ping pong.
The fear of the pig, duck, chicken, cat, dog, horse, goose, mouse, cow, man influenza has pratically driven sales of Hibiscrub and other antiseptic pharmaceutical items through the roof.
*That reminds me that I need to buy some antiseptic solution of my own and possibly some alcoholic swab to clean the keyboard of my lappy.*
Mould has started growing out of the crevices.
>_<
P.S: I've finally received my pay! The fucking HR department had fucking keyed in my account number wrongly and hence delayed my pay. WTF.
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